Wine is the best boyfriend.
It’s always there for you.
It puts a smile on your face.
It gets you all giddy.
It gives you a warm tingle.
It makes you laugh.
It’s supportive.
It wants to kiss your lips.
Has the ability to turn you on.
It can be sweet sometimes.
Always there for special occasions.
It will never leave you.
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