A Glass of Wine

This just goes to show

that a glass of wine can solve

all of my problems.

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College in a Nutshell

Oh look! a deadline

Is rapidly approaching.

Oh. That’s tomorrow.


Well shit. I’m behind.

Procrastination my friends

gets me every time.


It can’t be that bad.

Just ten to fifteen  pages.

I should get on that.


Break out the coffee.

There will be no sleep tonight.

I have no soul left.

 

 

Lifeguard Problems

Oh look.

The kids are running

…again.

And that one

Over by the stairs

Seems to think he’s Michael Phelps.

He’s not.

He’s 5 years old

And not a parent in sight.

The boys over there

Have made a new game.

It appears the only rule

is to annoy me.

Fantastic.

The girl over there

Is eating on the pool deck.

Nothing I love more

Than cleaning up soggy teddy grams

Before I can leave.

Oh and “Mr. Phelps” decided

To test the waters.

He can’t touch.

Looks like I’m going in.

Saved his life.

Spend next 10 minutes

Locating mom for paperwork.

She is bitching me out.

For saving her son.

“He can swim,” she says.

Apparently not.

I leave it to the manager.

It’s time for my break.

A girl just puked.

In the pool.

Now I’m cleaning.

This is gross.

This is terrible.

Is it August yet?